"I've been confronted by streakers and annoyed supporters before but never a rabbit. I just saw a hole emerge in the six-yard box and there it was peeping at me."
-- Jon Worsnop, goalkeeper of minor league club Witton Albion, after his goal area was invaded by a baby rabbit during an English FA Cup qualifier. Witton won the game, which was delayed for five minutes while the rabbit hole was filled. The rabbit was escorted off the field and later released. (Norwich Guardian)