"The other day I came in and I'd caught quite a bit of sun. They said, 'Did you go to the beach?' I said, 'No, I've been in the garden.' They all went quiet and they said, 'With the roses and the bushes?' I was like, 'No, by the swimming pool. OK, the backyard.'"
-- David Beckham, who says his Galaxy teammates are teasing him for his use of English expressions. (AP)