"The sun and the weather year-round, I don't really like. I prefer the East Coast, where it's 100 degrees and humid right now. And in the winter I love the snow and the blizzards and all that. I'm crazy to be here. I don't really understand why I've come here."
-- Bruce Arena, with only a tad of sarcasm, before his first game as coach of MLS's Los Angeles Galaxy. (Los Angeles Galaxy