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Enough with the Peter Pan act, Alexi
by Paul Gardner, January 19th, 2009 7AM

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How ironic that the David Beckham fiasco should have cost Alexi Lalas his job as the Galaxy GM. Ironic because these two guys have so much in common. Both of them players hyped way beyond what their talents merit. Both of them guys with charisma and sex appeal and marketability to spare. Both of them guys carefully put into prominent positions where they could help spread the gospel of American soccer and the MLS. And both of them making a dreadful hash of things.

Beckham I've written about recently -- he continues playing, of course, turning in indifferent performances for Milan, and he continues to be praised for doing very little. Frankly, if this is the best he can do, MLS doesn't need him.

But Alexi. What's to be done about Alexi? His playing days were as good an example as you'll find of a player stretching meager talent far beyond what was logical. But that was not his doing - that was the marketing people, who saw exploitable assets - an easy-going guitar-playing character - and the coaches who saw a huge, physical player. No coach that I spoke with ever tried to defend Lalas on the grounds of his skill. It was always other things, his physical power, his leadership - and there was always careful avoidance of the awkward fact that Alexi's team never won anything.

But there was a wonderful personality there, a brightness, a humor, a presence. The guy was a natural, everyone liked him. Sure, a lot of the behavior was pretty sophomoric, but this was a young guy clearly enjoying himself, so what the hell?

As his playing days drew to a merciful end, the vaudeville red beard disappeared, the hair calmed down, and it seemed that a maturing Lalas was emerging. Just in time - for no sooner had he retired than he went - far too quickly - into management. Lalas looked good in his new suits, the likeable personality blossomed. And in no time at all he had been the GM at three MLS clubs, and had been fired from all three.

Something was wrong. And that something was the Peter Pan factor. Alexi was refusing to grow up. Being bright and being amusing is one thing - but being downright silly is not acceptable at the GM level. And Lalas managed to make his share of stupid statements particularly in New York and at the Galaxy. He became easily disposable - even though, in the Beckham case, it's pretty clear that he was far from being the chief culprit.

Alexi needs to think seriously about his future in soccer, to start taking things more seriously. Unfortunately, he has now been sucked into the very area where that will be impossible. Television. And - again, in no time at all, he's a quick worker - Alexi has managed to make an outstanding ass of himself.
Now, admittedly ESPN's hour long (it seemed like much more), live (inert would be a better description) telecast of the MLS Super Draft (try Anything-but-Super) desperately needed something to liven it up. So the ESPN guys dug up rough-stuff footage from a previous USA vs. Mexico game and used it as a promo for next month's game in Columbus - which, you understand, will be televised by ESPN. (Boy, there must be some real brains at work up at ESPN - probably the same guys who, as I reported last October, were helping to promote Beckham by airing footage of him looking bad).

Caught up in this squalid attempt to sell violence was Alexi Lalas. That's what I'd like to believe, but there's too much evidence to make it clear that, far from being caught up, Alexi relished his role as the designated Mexican hater. "I hate them," Alexi told us, and repeated it for good measure, "I hate them." All Mexicans, Alexi? It wasn't clear. Alexi appeared to be coming slightly unglued as he fidgeted and worked himself up with "It drives me nuts, I wanna crush 'em," and then he managed to repeat that as well, "Crush 'em!" OK, Alexi has a strong personal reason - well illustrated in the ESPN footage - for not feeling too friendly to at least one Mexican player. So now his vendetta must be turned into a national hate-Mexico campaign?

I've been trying to recall any other instance in the decades and decades that I've been involved in soccer of another player, or ex-player, making quite such an idiot of himself, and I cannot. However you look at it, this is appalling stuff - either Lalas means it, or he's putting on a shameful act for publicity purposes.

So, be prepared. On February 11 we shall get an ESPN telecast of the USA vs. Mexico game that will be billed as a bloodbath, and we shall have commentators looking for even the slightest evidence of foul play. Provided it comes from Mexico, that is.

Lalas has always been a heavily over-promoted individual, as a college and pro player, as a GM - and possibly as a rock artist, I wouldn't know. But his light sense of humor kept things in balance, made you feel that he saw through this fanciful promotional stuff and that when the time came he would be ready for reality.

Sadly, it doesn't look that way. Putting his disastrous executive career rapidly behind him, Lalas - thanks to ESPN - has now regressed to his sophomoric, make that sophomoronic, mode. Even if I assume that ESPN knows what it is doing, and that its viewers will only watch soccer when the players are behaving like hooligans, it is a sad day indeed when a prominent soccer personality, a former U.S. national team player, lends himself so eagerly to such a travesty of the sport.

C'mon Alexi, you're better than this. Time to say goodbye to Peter Pan.

 



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  1. Amy Lamb
    commented on: January 19, 2009 at 8:34 a.m.
    Paul, Thank goodness someone has seen and written about Lalas as he truly is. I have never understood how someone (Lalas) with so little true soccer ability and talent and so much hype and bravado could have made it so big in the US Soccer arena. His involvement,as you mentioned, in every franchise became a "circus" and then it all fell apart. Is the US Soccer Federation, MLS and ESPN blind? If soccer is to make it here in the US, we need people at the top who are credible. People who think more about the beauty of the game of soccer then watching themselves in lights.

  1. Wayne Root
    commented on: January 19, 2009 at 8:59 a.m.
    The best thing I've ever read on Lalas. I remember all too well his disastrous rein as GM at San Jose. Well done, Mr. Gardner.

  1. Paul Bryant
    commented on: January 19, 2009 at 1:06 p.m.
    Thanks for exposing the fraud that is Lalas. I don't blame him for getting the GM jobs he received. Someone did hire him. Rather, I blame the soccer officionodos who kept feeding into the hype. I also have particular distaste for the way Lalas treated Michael Bradley Sr. when he was coach of Metrostars. Very classless and childish.

  1. Ric Fonseca
    commented on: January 19, 2009 at 2:03 p.m.
    Hola Senor Pablo!!! I first learned about Lalas' rantings about his dislike for the Mexican NT when I tuned in to a Spanish language soccer channel last weekend. The commentators played the translation of Lalas' ranting and raving and couldn't contain themselves by offering their incredulity as to what he had to say. Personally I've always felt that he was brought into management by the MLS suits for publicity, because as a GM, he failed misreably, to wit, the toxic situation and front office disfunctional relations with the personnel that permeated the Galaxy when he was there, not to forget the number of inept players, and yes, coaches, and being an outright AEG/Lieweekly puppet. And, yes I fully agree that he must fade into the background, go stage right Peter - ooops, I mean Alexi!

  1. Scott Olesen
    commented on: January 20, 2009 at 1:35 a.m.
    Great article Paul. Alexi - once and for all - needs to be exposed for what he is: a fraud. Why people in power (owners of teams, ESPN management) keep on giving him jobs is beyond me. His rant on the MLS SuperDraft show left me disgusted and I'm extremely glad you decided to write about it.


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