"I don’t understand all the fuss. Avram loves massages. He's the manager of Portsmouth. Do you know how tough that is? He's a great manager stuck in a crappy team. He works so hard, he needs two massages a day and from two women, not one."
-- Tzofit Grant, the wife of Avram Grant, coach of the English Premier League's last-place team, on reports that he was seen visiting a massage parlor that is under investigation for being a brothel. (Times of London)