"This was a disgraceful incident. It will not be tolerated and that message must be absolutely unequivocal."
-- Judge Brian Lewis upon sentencing English amateur league player Joseph Rimmer to 24 weeks in jail for driving his Range Rover on the field after being ejected. The ref hid in the goalmouth area while Rimmer, who had told another player, "watch me run the f****** ref over," did donuts on the grass. (Daily Mail)