"There is a wee guy, sitting down there in the Midlands, probably never been recognized in his life, managed to elevate himself to whatever it is in the police force. Have you ever seen Wolverhampton on a Saturday night? Do police ever arrest anyone for swearing on a Saturday night? Dearie me. That is a good one."
-- Manchester United coach Alex Ferguson hits back at Wolverhampton Police Superintendent Mark Payne for his comments about Wayne Rooney's F-bomb rant into a TV camera that earned him a two-game ban. Payne said he would have expected his officers to lock Rooney up if he behaved like that in Wolverhampton on a Saturday night. (Mirror News)