"We have been inundated with applications from the cheeky to the outlandish. We've had one from an 11-year-old boy who obviously has high ambitions in the game and we have a Playstation manager of 2010 who fancies his chances having won a competition. We've also had Sven Goran Eriksson apply, but he won't be coming."
-- Leeds United chairman Ken Bates rules out candidates for the club's head coaching job, including a child and former England coach Sven Goran Eriksson. (ESPN.com)