"No doubt it's because I am not someone who can pass by unnoticed. I am tall, and my hairstyle is easily recognized. I know how to give defenders problems. I can see them keeping a special eye on me -- they are frightened of me."
-- Everton's Belgian striker Marouane Fellaini blames his hair for his yellow-card collection -- eight so far this season, 10 last season. (The Sun)