"I have analyzed this [coaching] staff and myself for the last three weeks. I have put [the assistants] under a microscope, maybe even before I put the players, but I am done with that. It is on
the players now. I am going to put them under a microscope. I am going to hold them to very, very high standards."
-- Coach Ben Olsen, whose D.C. United has started the season with one win, five losses and a tie. (Washington Post)