"As far as what I've learned: managing, managing emotions, teaching. Every facet of this job, I have learned more in these six, seven months than I have up until this year. There has been no shortage of lessons for all of us. And if I survive this, I'll be a much better coach for this. I will."
-- D.C. United coach Ben Olsen, whose team has an MLS-worst 13 points from 24 games. (MLSSoccer.com)