"Your statistics are wrong as a start. Very wrong, very wrong but I don't want to discuss that because it's not important. I'll just say it's wrong."
-- Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho snaps at a reporter who noted that Mourinho has won only three of 15 games against Pep Guardiola, coach of Bayern Munich, which faces Chelsea in the UEFA Super Cup on Friday. Mourinho later acknowledged the stats were probably right. The previous meetings between the two were when Guardiola coached Barcelona against Real Madrid and Inter Milan and Chelsea. (The Guardian)