"What I really need is for him to be born, grow up quickly and kick your backside so hard that you stop ripping off my club."
-- What a pregnant woman told Portuguese top-flight referee
Duarte Gomes after he offered her his place in line at a kiosk. "I confess I did not anticipate such a fountain of extreme emotion," Gomes reported on his Facebook page. (Eurosport.Yahoo.com)