"The problem with Chelsea is we lack a scorer. I have one [Eto'o] but he's 32. Maybe 35, who knows?"
-- Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho, who must now rebuild bridges with Fernando Torres, Samuel Eto'o and Demba Ba after Canal Plus published a video on its web site of him assessing his strikers. Mourinho claims the statement was made in a private and light-hearted conversation (The Guardian)