"I've had drunks and alcoholics in my cab in Copenhagen over the last 25 years, but I've never experienced anything like this."
-- A 47-year-old Danish taxi driver on Arsenal striker
Nicklas Bendtner, who last Tuesday -- while his teammates were playing Bayern Munich -- allegedly made an obscene gesture and threatened the cabbie. Bendtner, whose companions
allegedly trashed the taxi, has not played for Arsenal since Feb. 2. (The Guardian)