"These loyal fans never had a chance of winning with United. This season the Reds have been useless, hopeless and meaningless. Anyone who has a bet on United winning the title need only take their slip to any shop and I will refund every penny."
-- English bookie Fred Done announces he'll refund all the bets his Betfred shops took on Manchester United winning this season's Premier League title, which add up to $330,000. (Manchester Evening News)