"Hey ref, it was me."
-- Arsenal's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain tries telling referee Andre Marriner that he, not Kieran Gibbs, used his hand to keep a Chelsea shot from scoring. Marriner waived off Oxlade-Chamberlain and ejected Gibbs nonetheless. Chelsea was ahead, 2-0, at the time, scored on the ensuing penalty kick, and went on to win, 6-0. (Telegraph)