"He loves soccer and plays well. He'll wear the No. 10 shirt. We'll send him a list of matches and he'll chose which ones to play in."
-- Mario Cronenbold, the president of Bolivian Sport Boys, which announced it has signed Bolivia President Evo Morales. The club said the 54-year-old will play about 20 minutes per game and receive the minimum salary, about $214. (BBC)