"Stop imitating the English. Stop with the pitch, and nil and kit … It's not being in the know. It's being pretentious. It sounds like one of those movies about ancient Rome where they're all speaking with British accents. And worse, it makes the American soccer fans sound like nothing better than British Soccer Fan Junior."
-- The start of ESPN2's Keith Olbermann's "Advice for American Soccer Fans" commentary. (Yahoo!Sports)