American soccer takes another slap in the face from ESPN
Posted by Paul Gardner on Nov. 24, 12:24 a.m.
If ... all the American television commentators for soccer were on strike ... If they all mysteriously lost their voices ... If they were all wickedly kidnapped by a foreign power ... If they all suddenly elected to become Trappist monks ... If Voldemort had cast an evil spell over them all ... then, yes, for any one of those ...