So bad, all you can do is laugh
Posted by Paul Gardner on Feb. 29, 1:07 a.m.
Manchester City's shootout victory over Liverpool in the Capital Cup was what we now almost expect from grand finals -- disappointing, short on good soccer, miserly on goals.
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Demands for a more physical game should fall upon deaf ears
Posted by Paul Gardner on Feb. 24, 10:44 a.m.
Right at the end of Vancouver's preseason game against Chicago there was a coming-together of players. That's a term that has been cropping up in ref-talk lately. It denotes a collision but -- possibly -- it shades the meaning slightly. A collision carries the suggestion of hard contact, something, if not violent, then certainly forceful.
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Rule Changes: The best, the worst -- and one that needs reversal
Posted by Paul Gardner on Feb. 14, 11:05 p.m.
While awaiting the latest changes to the rules (the IFAB will announce them at the beginning of next month), I have been amusing myself trying to decide which has been the best and which the worst of the changes made during the past 25 years -- since 1990. And which change I would make, were I in charge of the ...
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Arena and the Lawnmower: Why, Bruce, why ...?
Posted by Paul Gardner on Feb. 4, 2:32 a.m.
Bruce Arena's signing of Nigel de Jong is a shameful episode. The most experienced American coach of the lot, with so much to admire about him ... what can have possessed him?
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Losing Miazga, Gonzalez, Villafana -- How is that good for MLS?
Posted by Paul Gardner on Jan. 30, 1:23 a.m.
Let's see now. Matt Miazga -- we can define him, at age 20, as one of the most promising of the American youngsters -- is leaving the Red Bulls, going to England to join Chelsea. At the same time, Ashley Cole, who, as it happens, once played for Chelsea but is now a 35-year-old who is coming off being a ...
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Coming soon: a slimmer, snappier -- and maybe better -- rulebook
Posted by Paul Gardner on Jan. 26, 2:38 p.m.
Right now, I'm thinking that IFAB -- you know, the soccer rule-making guys -- have really done it this time. In the past, I've relentlessly criticized them for being a virtually useless group that does very little, and is composed of the wrong people anyway.
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The MLS PseudoDraft and other obstacles that Latino Americans face in American soccer
Posted by Paul Gardner on Jan. 13, 11:24 p.m.
Time for another MLS SuperDraft. It would be better called the MLS PseudoDraft. It might also be known as the Slim Pickings Draft. Most of those involved are college players, and the day has long since passed when a bumper crop, or even an ordinary crop, of pro-ready players might be expected from that source.
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A new type of coach -- appointed by the sponsors
Posted by Paul Gardner on Jan. 5, 11:52 p.m.
Keeping up with the changes and additions to the English language -- I'm talking now about demotic usage, the every-day words that we speak and read -- is a topic of much fascination to me.
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Good luck and bad luck for the Foxes
Posted by Paul Gardner on Jan. 3, 11:02 p.m.
You hear it often enough: a team should rest assured that, over the course of a season, luck will more or less even out. In particular, hostile (and therefore wrong) referee decisions will be compensated by favorable ones. The accompanying wry grin will wordlessly convey that some of those will be "acceptably dodgy."
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Pawson's Pause gives the game away
Posted by Paul Gardner on Dec. 30, 11:32 p.m.
I continue not to understand the negativity that pervades -- though possibly less than it used to -- referee thinking.
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Will Computer SAM kill off the soccer pundits?
Posted by Paul Gardner on Dec. 27, 9:28 p.m.
Mark Lawrenson was once a top defender. He played for the Republic of Ireland, even though he was born and grew up in England. And he had a seven-year stint with Liverpool. Which puts him up there among the stars, at least in British eyes
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The English get a timely reminder from Jurgen Klopp
Posted by Paul Gardner on Dec. 26, 2:12 a.m.
I have a problem with Jurgen Klopp: I find it difficult to take anything he says seriously. His demented sideline antics have more or less forced me to view him as an overgrown child -- so why listen?
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Don Garber is right -- MLS deserves more respect. But it doesn't help its own cause.
Posted by Paul Gardner on Dec. 24, 1:44 a.m.
Commissioner Don Garber sounded off recently on the subject of respect, and how he feels that MLS doesn't get enough of it. Maybe "sounded off" is exaggerating Garber's position. He wasn't exactly ranting. It was more of a gentle nudge, suggesting to the American media that MLS "deserves more attention than we get."
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Jordan Morris lights up the college final
Posted by Paul Gardner on Dec. 13, 9:52 p.m.
I'm suspicious. Playing the College Division I final on a gloomy damp Sunday afternoon in Kansas City sounds like an NCAA conspiracy -- a continued conspiracy, I might say -- to belittle the sport.
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Is Pochettino the man to make the English rethink their soccer?
Posted by Paul Gardner on Dec. 11, 3:36 p.m.
I detect signs -- long-awaited signs -- that things are changing in English soccer. I mean real fundamental change. Not the glossy superficial marketing tripe that is constantly fed to us as evidence that something, anything, is new, and therefore must be an improvement. Usually it is just the packaging that is new, gaudily disguising the fact that the product ...
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