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Goals Galore? Think again
by Paul Gardner, March 3rd, 2010 3:36AM
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By Paul Gardner

I would have thought that it was by now blindingly obvious that goals are, in the soccer sense, an endangered species. They occur much less frequently than they have ever done in the 150-year history of the sport, and the chances of there being a sudden surge in scoring I can confidently predict at absolute zero.

And that's the only prediction that's worth making about goals. Not only are they a rare occurrence, they are also frustratingly elusive to pin down. And anyone who starts predicting goals is almost bound to make an ass of himself. I have here some splendid examples of people -- experts, actually -- falling flat on their face, or maybe the other end, by declaring that they can tell us in advance when goals will be scored.

We have, for a start, the new coach of D.C. United, Curt Onalfo. His message, in an interview with Fox Soccer Channel’s Kevin Costigan, was that "We want to play a certain way and score a lot of goals." Well, that's great -- except that my heart, instead of soaring at the sound of such brave words, sank with a plop. Goals, having been scorned into rarity by a sport that ought to know better, are now shy creatures. They do not respond to that sort of naive encouragement. To prove that point, I have the results of D.C. United's three preseason games against MLS teams, which show that United has not scored even one goal so far. I refuse to count these absurd games that MLS teams play against college and lower division opposition -- the scores of all those games should probably be at least 4-0 ... but come on, those are not real goals!

Next, I have a press report from a couple of months back that is headed "Goals Galore Expected," which already makes you wonder what the guy was on when he wrote it. He's referring to the Champions League series between CSKA Moscow and Sevilla, declaring that the two games "may well be the most open, expansive encounter in recent CL history." So once again, the goals fled. We've had the first leg, in Moscow, which was anything but open and expansive -- closed and constipated was more like it -- with Sevilla scoring early and trying to protect that 1-0 lead. It took a superb strike from CSKA's Chilean midfielder Mark Gonzalez to level the score at 1-1. Goals galore? Maybe in the second leg.

Steve Nicol, the New England Revs coach is next up. On a recent ESPN telecast Nicol discussed an upcoming game between Tottenham and Aston Villa. Oh yes, said Nicol, "I think there'll be goals in this game ... it's got goals written all over it for me." And yes, of course, it finished 0-0.

Each one of those predictions, of course, was backed up by logical reasoning. Onalfo had got rid of Brazilian Luciano Emilio the club’s top scorer but replaced him with an Australian, Danny Allsopp, who’s supposed to rattle in goals like you wouldn't believe (actually, now I come to look at that, you can forget that bit about logical reasoning). Nicol based his prediction on the abundance of attacking players on both Spurs and Villa - he listed them, “Defoe, Crouch, Agbonlahor, Young, Carew ..." And you can't really argue with Nicol's reasoning. Except that you have to know -- and surely Nicol knows -- that soccer rarely works that way.

And one of the main reasons it doesn’t is because of coaches. Both Onalfo and Nicol are talking about goals, but both of them know damn well that if their own teams have to face up to another team with a lot of goalscoring talent, the first thing on their mind will be to suffocate that talent. Onalfo, in that same interview, explained that his "Priority number one was to get a consistent goalkeeper."

Fact is, high-scoring games scare the hell out of coaches -- even when it's their own team doing the scoring. Giving up a lot of goals means even more emphasis on defense, scoring a lot of goals reveals another fear: that goalscoring is bound to be limited, and that scoring too many in one game means that when goals are needed in later games, they somehow won't be available -- "We should have saved some of those for later," is the thought.

The 2008 Galaxy was the highest-scoring team in MLS, and an exciting team to watch. But they gave up too many goals, so Bruce Arena put a stop to the scoring antics, and managed the almost incredible feat of turning a team containing Landon Donovan and David Beckham into a stodgy bore. And, scoring just 1.2 goals per game, the 2009 Galaxy came within a PK shootout of winning it all. I mean, who needs goals?

Well, MLS, I should have thought. Last year's per game average of just over 2.5 was pretty pathetic, the league's lowest ever. But the MLS preseason games present a gloomy scene. Until the New York Red Bulls (of all people) scored four goals this past weekend, there had been 10 games featuring all-MLS matchups, which had resulted in 10 goals. One goal per game!

Meaning that the 2010 horizon is not a glittering one for MLS, I'm afraid. The clouds of strong defensive play and coaching phrases like "well-organized" and "difficult to beat" and the fatuous “defense wins championships” will do their best to shut out the sunshine that goals bring.

There now, dammit, I’ve been and gone and made a prediction about goalscoring. But it's a negative prediction about the non-scoring of goals, and those, sad to say, have a pretty good chance of being correct. I shall be delighted if I'm wrong, and if the MLS season is a riot of goalscoring, and the hell with water-tight defenses and consistent goalkeepers. Who am I kidding?

  1. jake brown
    commented on: March 3, 2010 at 9:02 a.m.
    Paul is on the money...predicting a high scoring game is total rubbish. JP Dellacamera did it a few times during the MLS Cup games and his words fell through then cracks...besides, JP's words are meaningless when it comes to what is happening on the pitch...the game speaks for itself, sometimes u get a dynamic game with a bunch of goals, sometime u get a game made in heaven with a few goals and more action one can tolerate and other times, u get a snoozer...the game needs to be tweaked a bit more to favor the attacker and the refs need to do a better job by protecting them...the rules are there, but the enforcement aspect is lacking.
  1. Brian Herbert
    commented on: March 3, 2010 at 1:09 p.m.
    I am in agreement with Jake's comment, better referee enforcement to protect strikers is needed. So, I see this and the Shawcross foul on Ramsey as related issues. I take a pragmatic view toward drawing in fans (and money) to soccer in the USA. "Purists" may not like it, but its clear that American sports fans like home runs, touchdowns, and slam dunks. Lots of 1-0 or 2-1 games means less fan interest, that's just the way it is. So, if we want to see things take off, we need to be vigilant against the back line goon squad that hacks away at talented attackers. I see a focus on back line intimidation now at the high school and college level as well. There needs to be a top-down campaign including PR and enforcement similar to what the NFL has done with head to head hits and protecting the quarterback, which has now permeated down to youth football leagues.
  1. Kent James
    commented on: March 3, 2010 at 1:31 p.m.
    I love soccer and recognize that more goals don't necessarily mean better games, but all that intricate passing that I do appreciate does need to lead somewhere. Of course it would be great to have the referees crack down on thugs taking out skillful players, but nobody argues against it, but attempts to deal with that through refereeing just hasn't had enough of an impact. I think the way to open up the game is to make the goals bigger (I'd recommend increasing the height by 1' and the width by 1 yard). Too often modern defenses playing flat backs with high pressure and getting everyone around the ball simply clog the area within 25 yards of goal (it also kills their offense since so many are back defending). Bigger goals would make longer shots more effective, and force defenses to defend higher up the field, which should unclog some of the area in front of goal. Goalkeepers are much bigger and more agile than they were when the dimensions of the goal were first established, so I think it is worth a shot to make it harder for them to be so effective. I'd like to see this implemented in a minor professional league (MLS perhaps...) to see if it opened up the game. Goals should be rare enough to be meaningful, but they should not be an endangered species...

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