"I tried to take the satellite dish because I wanted to see the Champions League final," an Italian man told the judge, who showed little sympathy and sentenced the foiled thief to six months in jail
and fined him $500. The 46-year-old explained that the Italian Alps near his home in Lecco blocked the terrestrial signal. But his attempt to remedy the problem by heisting the satellite dish from a
campsite went awry when the owner of the campsite restaurant heard him as he tried to detach the equipment.