"My dear, my penis is a mountain."
-- Rough translation of what English opera singer Tony Henry
sang while performing the Croatian national anthem before last weekend's
England-Croatia game when he botched the line, "You know my dear how we love your mountains." Croatian players giggled during the performance, prompting suggestions that the gaffe loosened them up
before their 3-2 win and an online campaign has been started to recruit Henry for Croatia's European Championship games next summer. (The Times of London)