"This year he's not allowed in the ocean. And when he goes in the pool, we get him a lifeguard."
-- New England Revolution midfielder Khano Smith
on Michael Parkhurst
during the team's 2007 preseason camp in Cancun was nailed by a wave and dislocated his shoulder. The Revs are preparing for the 2008 season in Playa del Carmen, Mexico. (Boston Globe)