"Well, one train of thought is that you've earned the right to do it. The other train of thought is 'Somebody go whack him.' If I were on the field, I would go with the second."
-- TV color
commentator Shep Messing
airs his thoughts on the joys of the Beautiful Game as D.C. United's Fred
juggles the ball four times off his thigh while moving downfield against the New York