Let us assume that, come the end of February, David Beckham manages to remember that he is a Galaxy player, and that he bids a tearful farewell to his new AC Milan colleagues and returns to Los
Then what? Will he find a massively recreated team full of exciting new players, a team that will banish the pretty awful memories of the Galaxy from the past two years? Putting
that question another way, has Bruce Arena been working his magic and building a competitive team?
I've been looking at the current Galaxy roster. Beckham plus 31 others. But that
includes Landon Donovan, who may well not be returning from Bayern Munich. That would be a huge loss for Arena, for Donovan has been the Galaxy's best player, by far -- better than Beckham, more
productive than Beckham.
The biggest problem that I'm looking at here, though, is not so much the players who may or may not be leaving, but the players whom Arena is bringing in.
Frankly, it is not an impressive list.
Two years ago Arena was engaged in the same activity -- he was trying to build a new image for the New York Red Bulls, a team that, under its old
MetroStars name, had for years been consistently lousy. I complained -- in a friendly way, you understand -- that Arena's new signings for the Red Bulls were something of a joke, that I couldn't see a
team being fashioned out of them, and asked why he was signing so many over-30s?
That question is still valid. Arena has brought to the Galaxy two workhorse veterans -- Eddie Lewis (age
34) and Dema Kovalenko (age 31) -- and goalkeeper Donovan Ricketts (age 31). On the soccer thrillometer, that trio register precisely zero. Very well, then the excitement will have to come from
elsewhere. But where? There's Beckham, of course, but if there's one thing he's managed to show us over the course of two pedestrian seasons, it is that he needs a lot of help if he's going to liven
A further scrutiny of the current roster doesn't offer much hope. There's Chris Klein -- another over-30 player -- who's been known to strike a spectacular goal or two, but not
very often, and there's Jovan Kirovski, who we've been thinking of as a promising player for so long that it's a shock to realize that he's almost 33 and that the full promise will not be realized.
I'd like to think that Mike Magee will blossom under Arena. Here's another American starlet -- a first-round draft pick in 2003 -- who has simply not developed. But one thing is for sure:
he's better than the insulting value the Red Bulls put on him when they traded him to the Galaxy for the MLS version of a mess of pottage: a future second-round draft pick.
draft picks, Arena had four in the recent MLS So-Called Super Draft. Can anything be expected from his choices? In a word, no. Not because there is anything particularly bad about them, but simply
because they are college players. They will not be ready for MLS -- it will take time. Obviously, time is something Arena doesn't have, it's something that Beckham doesn't have. For Beckham --
assuming he's there -- this 2009 season is the last chance for him to display his talents, limited as they are, and to prove that he is not a has-been. A label that has been looking increasingly
appropriate of late. And don't be fooled by the guarded praise being handed to him by Milan coach Carlo Ancelotti, who mentioned his "tactical discipline." Right -- well, I can tell you that AEG did
not sign Beckham and agree to pay him a fortune so that he could enthrall everyone with displays of tactical discipline. Something more like flair is required.
But Arena, I suspect, feels
otherwise. His job is to ensure that the Galaxy makes the playoffs. And whenever a soccer team is desperately intent on a minimal goal like that, you can be sure that the unspoken theme underlying the
desire is that it doesn't matter how. Just win enough games, anyhow, to qualify for postseason play.
That's the obvious, practical, sensible, pragmatic way of viewing the situation. But
what a bore. If that's the way it's going to be, then it's even a step back from last season, when -- thanks largely to the brilliance of Donovan -- the Galaxy was the highest-scoring team in the
The immediate future of the Galaxy looks like it'll be a replay of the 2007 Red Bulls, a rather unexciting team that labored its way into the playoffs, then departed at the first
hurdle. But there is one clear difference. The Red Bulls had Juan Pablo Angel, arguably the most successful of the league's various Designated Players. The Galaxy has David Beckham who, at the moment
is merely the most expensive of the Designated Players.