"I have an orthomanual therapist who I call Jan-Jan the Hammer Man. Twice a year I see him. He scans the whole of my body to find out which bones and joints are out of place because of all the kicks I
get. He bangs with a hammer on the places where I have been kicked and puts all the bones, joints and ligaments back into place."
-- Liverpool's Dutch striker Dirk Kuyt
reveals his fitness secret. (Irish Times)