So bright of those guys in Houston to fix
On that cumbersome name: eighteen thirty six.
A wonderful year, just great for the Texans
But not quite so good for the
, no harm intended -
Surely our fences are long-since mended?
San Jacinto? But you really oughta
Forget all about that famous slaughter.
Don't let that stop you from helping us out,
Turn up to our games and cheer and shout -
Come, spend your money, forget the politics,
team - Eighteen
Thirty Six! -- Paul Gardner