What They're Saying

"The U.S. soccer team has been sent to the next round of the World Cup. Final 16. Huge for two reasons. First, obviously, national pride and second, if we go all the way this year if we win the World Cup -- the whole rest of the world has to then refer to the sport as soccer."

-- Comedy Central's Jon Stewart's opening to "The Daily Show" on Wednesday. (The Daily Show)

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