"He should go on the Muppet Show. This man should be on a couch. Maybe someone will help him there. Or better yet, commit him to an asylum."
-- Sensitive Werder Bremen goalkeeper Tim Wiese on former German national team goalkeeper Jens Lehmann, who as a commentator for Sky said Wiese deserved some blame for conceding an own goal in a 2-2 tie with Tottenham Hotspur. (BILD)