"He has a spelling mistake in the neck and it is embarrassing."
-- Christine Meklenborg Salvesen, a French professor at the University of Oslo, explains that an accent
mark typo in Norwegian striker John Carew's French-language tattoo means he has the words "My Life, My Menstruation" inked in his neck. "My Life, My Rules" was the slogan the Stoke
City player had intended to display. (ESPNSoccerNet)