What They're Saying

• by Soccer America , Jun 22, 2011

"I don't know what happened — maybe he thought I was one of the fans."

-- FC Zenit striker Danko Lazovic on being tasered by riot police after a Russian Premier League game against FC Volga. Lazovic, the league's leading scorer, was hurling his shirt into the stands when he got zapped. (The St. Petersburg Times)