AC Milan and Italy star Mario Balotelli has denied reports that he's commissioning a statue of himself.
"I just want to play soccer," Balotelli told Corriere della Sera. "The story of the statue is false."
Notes Brooks Peck, since only every fourth ridiculous Balotelli story is true, we all should have seen this coming. Then again, this is the man who has a camouflage Bentley and had his house catch fire when his friends set off fireworks in the bathroom.