[VIDEO PICK: Off the Post] Home to the 2014 World Cup and recognized worldwide as the rhythmic beating heart of the Beautiful Game, this weekend Brazil birtheda penalty kick so terribly terrific and wonderfully woeful so as to defy description, like Carnival gone wrong.

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