“Listen, I've got an 8-month-old at home. Diapers are expensive. I wish I was getting the benefits of AARP right now. But I think they probably realized I might have a little time left in me,
this old guy."
-- The 34-year-old un-retired Landon Donovan, who scored in the Galaxy's 2-2 tie at Kansas City after being greeted with jeers from K.C. fans shouting "AARP" -- the
American Association of Retired Persons. (MLSSoccer.com)