“I think two more than the four you have there."
-- Wayne Shaw
, pointing to a tray of four Cornish pasties and telling Piers Morgan
on Good Morning Britain what it
would take to transfer to Arsenal, Morgan's favorite team. Shaw, the 280-pound backup keeper, was forced to quit non-league Sutton United after he ate a pie while on the bench during Monday's FA Cup
match against Arsenal. (Daily Mirror