"Well done, it's like the man on the moon, you always know where you are or were when Fort William won."
-- Scottish fan Steven Scorriewk
on Fort William of the Highland League
after it beat Nairn County, 5-2, in the North of Scotland Cup. Dubbed the worst pro team in Britain, Fort William had not won in 73 games, 840 days and three whole seasons. (@StevenScorriewk