"It is with great amazement we noticed that over the last match days of Bundesliga a vast majority of the professional footballers took to the pitch with new haircuts. Freshly cut football stars put an entire branch under pressure. Many hairdressers are threatened in their existence. The discontent with the top styled football pros is growing. They lead to customers calling and asking for work on the side and breaches of the corona regulations like visits at home."
-- German Hairdressers Association in a letter to the German soccer federation with its concern that Bundesliga players have been showing off fresh hair cuts that "can only be cut by a professional hairdresser with professional equipment" despite the month-long lockdown that has closed hair salons across Germany to prevent the spread of COVID-19. (ESPN