Playing in a dangerous manner is what goalkeepers are doing every time they dive to the ground at an opponent's feet.

Something to classify alongside flying pigs: one of soccer's richest clubs being severely punished by the sport itself.

Surely it is time to cry Enough! and do away with the antiquated and dangerously useless International Football Association Board, IFAB?

The phrase "technological doping" has been hovering over sports -- all of them -- for some time now. More as a vague, ill-defined problem than a clearly identifiable threat.

The level of English Premier League play and the entertainment value have been consistently high.

You will know, I think, the medical tale -- a surgical joke really -- about the operation that was completely successful. Just unfortunate that the patient died.

So U.S. Soccer has decided to run coaching instruction courses ... in Spanish. Not all the courses, you understand.

The sorry story of the USA's drubbing at the Under-17 World Cup currently being played in Brazil defies any sensible explanation.

The single-game playoff format has much to recommend it. The game has to be won, there is no playing for a tie. The do-or-die atmosphere definitely injects excitement and suspense into the games.

From the English Premier League comes more evidence that VAR -- a tool of undoubted value -- is being seriously misused.

Goalkeepers slamming into an opponent, often making violent contact with his head, remains part of the goalkeeper's repertoire.

My congratulations to the United States Soccer Federation. The ignorance, the arrogance, the bias, the total lack of awareness ...

Referee Mike Dean never looked at the replays. In the EPL version of VAR, use of the field-side monitor is discouraged.

Stand in his way, pull his shirt, trip him -- nothing too physical, but enough to halt the attack.

No apologies for returning, yet again, to this VAR business. It is fast becoming a major talking point in the sport.