When anyone involved with professional soccer talks about sporting values, we all need to steel ourselves against a wave of fatuous cant. It’s rather like when a rich person talks about morals, apriest holds forth about virtue, or a politician lectures an opponent on integrity. We fallible mortals can only do our best to jeer them off their righteous podiums.

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