"I thought that the difference between Bayern and AC Milan was that at one club there was soccer and the other club was producing a movie, like in Hollywood. My job is to run a soccer club and not to make sure that Victoria Beckham has the best suite in the hotel. I don't know why Milan accepted all these demands."

-- Uli Hoeness, the general manager of Bayern Munich, which shared a hotel with AC Milan in Dubai, offers his two pfennigs on David Beckham's loan deal to AC Milan from the Los Angeles Galaxy.