"If Pato continues to do what he does in training, he will get 30 goals by June."
-- AC Milan president (and former Italian prime minister) Silvio Berlusconi-- before his team's latest signing, 18-year-old Brazilian Alexandre Pato ("Alex the Duck"), has even played his first game. Alexandre Pato is eligible to play his first game for Milan on Sunday against Napoli. (He turned 18 two days after Europe's summer transfer transfer, making him ineligible to officially move from Internacional to Milan until January's transfer window.) (uefa.com)