"To get the Greek national manager ringing me up and telling me who I should play and who I shouldn't play is absolutely outrageous. You deal with your damn Greek side, don't start telling us who we should play. If I get another call from the Greek damn national manager, he's going to get a real kick from us."
-- Portsmouth chairman Peter Storrie, who received a complaint that Greek striker Theofanis Gekas isn't getting playing time for 15th place English Premier League club. (Irish Times)