"I believe winning is fun and losing is for losers."
-- Scituate (Mass.) coach Michael Kinahan in a letter to the kids on his team of 6- and 7-year-old girls dubbed "Green Death." Kinahan quit after his preseason manifesto shocked parents and league officials. Among other things, he told his players to be ready to play like a "Michael Vick pit bull," be prepared for "bumps, bruises and even bleed a little," and vowed to "heckle" young referees. (AP)