"Sure, I made a joke about his wife, but he's a punk. He stinks of beer and smokes. If you go in his room the smoke is so dense you could leave a bike standing upright unsupported. He likes the minibar and uses gum to clean his breath. You know, I don't care for him."

-- Rapid Bucharest coach Marius Sumudica on Rapid defender Marius Constantin, who tried to choke Sumudica on the team bus. Both were fined by the club. (The Guardian)