"I can't work a computer, I don't know what an email is, I can't, I have never sent a fax and I've never even sent a text message. I have a big problem, I can't write so I don't keep anything. I am the most disorganized person, I am ashamed to say, in the world."
-- What Tottenham coach Harry Redknapp told police while denying tax evasion charges. (ESPN.com)