"People think I am joking, but if Alex Ferguson called me up and said, 'OK, let’s do this, come and have a trial,' it would be impossible for me to say
no. I would not take up the challenge if I didn't think I was good enough. I am a very accomplished player and know I could make a difference. I would be the fastest player in the team, but I can play
as well. I am in Britain for a few more days. If Alex Ferguson wants to give me a call, he knows where I am."
-- Jamaican double gold-medalist (100 and 200 meters) Usain Bolt on the prospect of playing for Manchester United. (fifa.com)