"The type of person who flees after causing a car crash."
-- A description of Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho written by Marca editor Roberto Palomar that prompted Mourinho to sue Palomar for $19,600. (The Guardian)
"It's lamentable the psychopath celebrating goals as if he was a player."
-- What former Barcelona director Alfons Godall tweeted about Mourinho after he slid onto the field on his knees to celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's winning goal against Man City. Real Madrid is considering legal action for that one. (Reuters)