"Adam Chapman, like this good dad he is, was making his baby some milk and he managed to shake the bottle up and down, but he didn't put the lid back on properly. He burnt his chest and had to go
to hospital for a check up. He's burnt all his nipple. It's an unusual injury, but he's managed to play the game."
-- Oxford United coach Chris Wilder explains that striker Adam Chapman was able to help his team beat Wycombe, 3-1, despite burning his nipple on the eve of last Sunday's game. (BBC)